1. Philanthropist I want to be filthy stinking rich so I never have to worry about money and still have enough to throw gobs & gobs of it at worthy causes.
2. National Geographic Photographer, or just plain Travel Photographer There are so many places I want to go see (like pretty much everywhere in the world but Detroit and North Dakota) and I have no money for this and so someone should pay for me to go.
3. Google Search Guru I'd love to get to just spend all my time googling for stuff and researching for people. If it's out there, I can usually find it with Google.
4. Zookeeper and/or Exotic Animal Trainer This is what I was going for with my Zoology major in my first attempt at college. Damn you Chemistry & Calculus!
5. Professional Stalker Of course I would stalk only the hottest stars: Ben Affleck, Patrick Stewart, Ben Browder, Spike & Angel, etc