Big Smash Bang With Boobies

Go to Google, type in "miserable failure" and hit the I feel lucky button.
We've also got some Mac humor at JoyOfTech.com.

Well, money & fame really can buy freedom. Martha Stewart got her sentence last week, and it was pathetic. 5 months in prison, 5 months home confinement and 2 years probation, plus a $30,000 fine. The fine was the maximum allowable, but the sentence was the minimum. Do we really believe that Average Joe would also get only 5 months for the same thing?

An NPR commentator talking about Martha Stewart on house arrest had this to say: "If you really want to punish Martha Stewart, confine her to my home. I live in a walkup with a strange faux leather paneling in the entryway and I don't have a washing machine. The hot & cold faucets in my bathroom were installed backwards and I invariably end up washing my teeth with water hot enough to make instant coffee. My upstairs neighbor sings along with Celine Dion."

My weekend was filled with much cuteness, so I will share some of it with you!
Our neighbor stopped by on Thursday to ask if we were serious when we told her we would dog sit & we said yes so we went and picked up their baby pug on Friday. Her name is Millie and she is 10 weeks old:

She's even smaller than Lump!
Saturday was the annual Pool Party to celebrate akdar's birth. We took the puppy with us.
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And now, a gratuitous picture of Buddy, the Downstairs cat, just cuz he's cute!

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Last Cigarette:	1995 or so when I was really drunk in Fargo
Last Alcoholic Drink:	Dad's homemade raspberry wine w/Jeanine last weekend.
Last Car Ride:	Home from Burnsville last night
Last Kiss:	hellbob last night
Last Good Cry:	Farenheit 9/11 had me crying
Last Library Book:	City of Sparks
Last book bought:	Just a Geek, by Wil Wheation
Last Book Read:	Ringworld, by Larry Niven
Last Movie Seen in Theatres:	Spider-man 2
Last Movie Rented:	we don't rent anymore. We Netflix. Curb Your Enthusiasm was the last thing we got.
Last Cuss Word Uttered:	Don't remember. Most likly Fuck, or Hell.
Last Beverage Drank:	Water. I've been decaffienated for a month now!
Last Food Consumed:	Slimfast bar
Last Crush:	Ben Affleck
Last Phone Call:	received: my mother, made: probably my sister
Last TV Show Watched:	Watching the July 15th Jimmy Kimmel Live now
Last Time Showered:	This morning.
Last Shoes Worn:	Black moccasins
Last CD Played:	Uncle Kracker, 72 and Sunny
Last Item Bought:	sister's birthday present (MN Zoo membership)
Last Download:	Whatever the last free weekly iTune was
Last Annoyance:	puppy wouldn't settle down
Last Disappointment:	don't remember
Last Soda Drank:	A&W Root Beer
Last Thing Written:	LJ post
Last Key Used:	t, or my house key, depending on what kind of key you mean.
Last Words Spoken:	Gabe, stop hissing at Lump
Last Sleep:	Last night, 1 am or so
Last Ice Cream Eaten:	vanilla, with Rick's dad's birthday cake
Last Chair Sat In:	sitting in comfy green chair right now. (it was $5 at a garage sale!)
Last Webpage Visited:	http://www.livejournal.com/users/hellziggy/friendsfriends?show=P
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