February 3rd, 2006

necrophilia

"I'd switch sides for Scott Bakula"

That is a quote from one of the guys on last weeks Wingin' It podcast. It led to everyone in the room having to name the person they would switch teams for.

I'm gonna do it as a post rather than a poll, cuz I like seeing the answers in comments better than having to go look at poll results.

So dear minions, who would you switch sides for?
elaby & caitirin, you'll notice that I said switch sides and not who of the same sex, so you can not pick each other! You two have to pick boys!


Oh, and my answer? Two of them: Angelina Jolie or Alyson Hannigan.


*edit*

OK. I've been told to disallow Angelina because she is just walking sex appeal for EVERYONE on the planet, male, female, or amoeba.
Alyson Hannigan still stands though!
Oooh. And Eliza Dushku. I'll take her too.

Also, I've been told that this question is unfair to those who are bi. So feel free to name one of each flavor if that's the case! :)
Binary

Crazy illegal Sex!

The email that was sent out to us at work about the latest virus:


To: _EVERYONE ON MAIL
Subject: Virus Alert Bulletin - Please Read
Importance: High

**** Mac users may disregard this bulletin *****


The line about Mac users was in red to emphasis their superiorness.



To all,

Another mass mailing e-mail worm virus has started to surface that is capable of destroying documents on your desktop or on our network. The worm, which uses the lure of sexually explicit images to trick e-mail users into executing an attachment is scheduled to launch its payload on Feb 3rd to unexpected users.

The e-mail subject line may include any one of the headers listed below:


This is the part that amuses me. There is a list of possible e-mail subjects that we shouldn't open:


Subject: (any of the following)

• ----- forwarded message -----
• *Hot Movie*
• A Great Video
• Arab sex DSC-00465.jpg
• eBook.pdf
• Fw: DSC-00465.jpg
• Fw: Funny :)
• Fw: Picturs
• Fw: Real show
• Fw: SeX.mpg
• Fw: Sexy
• Fwd: Crazy illegal Sex!
• Fwd: image.jpg
• Fwd: Photo
• give me a kiss
• Miss Lebanon 2006
• My photos
• Part 1 of 6 Video clipe
• Photos
• School girl fantasies gone bad
• Re: Sex Video



Yeah, cuz we make it a habit of opening emails with the subject "Crazy illegal Sex" in our WORK email. C'mon. We're smart enough to save those for home!
Killer Bunny!

Email conversation with snoopygirl_niki at work

me: I managed to spread the Killer Bunnies addiction to two more people this weekend! *evil grin*

her: Hehehehe (evil laughter) SOMEDAY YOU WILL CONQUER THE WORLD!!!

me: But I’ll be a kind and benevolent ruler, as long as my minions bring me gifts. :)


You heard it here first minions. I will conquer the world!!!
Killer Bunny!

It's a poll!

Poll #666394 Random thoughts

I'm going in to work to do overtime tomorrow. Should I wear my Funky Monkey pajama pants?

Yes
23(95.8%)
No
1(4.2%)

Have you picked the person(s) you would switch teams for yet?

yes
2(8.3%)
no
6(25.0%)
eeeeek!
2(8.3%)
Yes, but I can't say because he/she is on your friends list
0(0.0%)
ticky!
3(12.5%)
boo!
0(0.0%)

Anonymous_greg hasn't yet. Who should we pair him up with?

Johnny Depp
1(4.8%)
Brad Pitt
0(0.0%)
Carrot Top
5(23.8%)
George W. Bush
2(9.5%)
3(14.3%)
Fabio
1(4.8%)
Chewbacca
5(23.8%)

When I rule the world, will you be my minion?

yes
18(78.3%)
no
5(21.7%)