March 30th, 2006

Bite me!


The worst thing about being a girl and having to deal with periods? The god-damned fucking cramps. Thanks a lot, whichever of you higher powers came up with this idea! So what, you were sitting in a meeting discussing the design of humans and some smart-ass said "Ya know that thing where we're making the women spend 15% of their lives bleeding? Let's give them pain at the same time too!" Bastards! Intelligent design, my ass!
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Worst Doctor Ever

I'm watching ER & Morris' hand had been smashed, so he x-rayed it. Then as he's standing there bandaging his right hand, he's looking at the x-ray he took of his left...
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