From Firefly I have learned:
+ If someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
+ To rob from the rich, and sell to the poor.
+ There's some things not to be mistaken for suggestions.
+ I can wear my pretty floral bonnet and still end someone.
+ To be respectful of other cultues; some people juggle geese, and that's OK with me.
+ Tearing the clothes off your spouse is work, work, work. But hey, someone's gotta do it.
+ That a stegosaurus and a T-Rex can never be friends.
+ Betrayal is sudden, but inevitable.
+ To swear in Chinese.
+ Nothin' buys bygones quicker than cash.
+ That nothin' into nothin'... carry the nothin'... is nothin'.
+ There's nothin' more deceivin' than a low-down dirty... deceiver.
+ When you and your crew arrive in the nick of time, that makes you "big damn heroes."
+ Not to ask for change when paying ransom on my friends.
+ That "sanguine" means both hopeful and bloody.
+ Never stop and ask a Reaver for directions.
+ Some technical terms need to be worded in "Captain Dummy Talk."
+ Sometimes a thing gets broke and can't be fixed.
+ Eating strawberries can be very erotic.
+ How to interrogate a buffet table.
+ Sometimes the voices in your head are right.
+ We are all dreaming.
+ No power in the 'verse can stop me.
+ Ironic humor can be lost on someone with a crush on you.
+ Telling a doctor his patient died, when it isn't true, is hi-larious.
+ "Companion" can be used as a verb.
+ "Whore" is just another way to say, "I love you."
+ You don't fix faith, it fixes you.
+ There is a "special level of hell" reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theater.
+ The bible is specific when it comes to killing, but a mite fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps.
+ Even at the corner of "no" and "where," you are rarely as alone as you think you are.
+ If I'm still flyin', it's enough.
+ How you get there is the worthier part.
+ Doing the impossible makes us mighty.
+ There's good people in the 'verse. Not many, Lord knows, but you only need a few.
I stole this from silentemotion who stole it from someone who stole it from http://home.att.net/~the11thhour/FFLL-Poster-lrg.jpg
That is all. I'm going back to work now.