HellZiggy (hellziggy) wrote,

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Crazy illegal Sex!

The email that was sent out to us at work about the latest virus:

Subject: Virus Alert Bulletin - Please Read
Importance: High

**** Mac users may disregard this bulletin *****

The line about Mac users was in red to emphasis their superiorness.

To all,

Another mass mailing e-mail worm virus has started to surface that is capable of destroying documents on your desktop or on our network. The worm, which uses the lure of sexually explicit images to trick e-mail users into executing an attachment is scheduled to launch its payload on Feb 3rd to unexpected users.

The e-mail subject line may include any one of the headers listed below:

This is the part that amuses me. There is a list of possible e-mail subjects that we shouldn't open:

Subject: (any of the following)

• ----- forwarded message -----
• *Hot Movie*
• A Great Video
• Arab sex DSC-00465.jpg
• eBook.pdf
• Fw: DSC-00465.jpg
• Fw: Funny :)
• Fw: Picturs
• Fw: Real show
• Fw: SeX.mpg
• Fw: Sexy
• Fwd: Crazy illegal Sex!
• Fwd: image.jpg
• Fwd: Photo
• give me a kiss
• Miss Lebanon 2006
• My photos
• Part 1 of 6 Video clipe
• Photos
• School girl fantasies gone bad
• Re: Sex Video

Yeah, cuz we make it a habit of opening emails with the subject "Crazy illegal Sex" in our WORK email. C'mon. We're smart enough to save those for home!
Tags: humor, work

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