Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.
1. How does the world see me?
Love's Recovery, Indigo Girls
Not sure who/what I'm recovering from...
2. Will I have a happy life?
Color Of Her Eyes, Gear Daddies
? Doesn't really answer the question. Although it's not a happy song...
3. What do my friends think of me?
No Better Place, Fountains of Wayne
Awww. They like having me around. :)
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Nowhere to Run, the Commitments
I'll take that as a yes!
5. How can I make myself happy?
Katamari Holiday, Katamari Damacy
Guess I should go play Katamari!
6. What should I do with my life?
Yours and Mine, Fountains of Wayne
Out of over 5000 songs it picks the same album twice? Grr.
7. Will I ever have children?
Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out, The Replacements
Well, apparently I'll have a son named Tommy.
8. What is some good advice for me?
Hell, Squirrel Nut Zippers
This is advice how?
9. How will I be remembered?
There's Your Trouble, Dixie Chicks
Doesn't bode well...
10. What's my signature dancing song?
Old Flame, Alabama
Of course, i don't dance. It requires a minimal bit of rhythm
11. What's my current theme song?
Girls on Film, Duran Duran
Well, the photo part is accurate, but I'm not so fond of photographing people.
12. What do others think is my current theme song?
Tiki God, The Presidents of the United States of America
Yes! I am a God!
13. What shall they play at my funeral?
Power of Dreams, Power of Dreams
For the ultimate sleep?
14. What type of wo/men do I like?
Ode To Groovy, Skinny Puppy
This is how y'all can tell I'm not cheating, becuase it would have been Vampire Love
15. How's my love life?
Confidant, Mason Jennings
So, apparently if you want to know you have to ack!