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Amuse me minions!

I'm at Saturn getting the oil changed, there's free wireless, and I'm bored. This can only mean one thing...

It's time to play Cliff, Shag, or Marry!

You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

*edit*
I'm off to Perkins now for dinner so I'll be gone for a bit. Feel free to keep playing while I'm gone and I'll catch up when I get back. :)

And now I'm back!

Comments

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hellziggy
Feb. 7th, 2007 10:53 pm (UTC)
We'll start with a super easy one.

From Heroes: Hiro, Peter, and Horn Rim Glasses guy
allegraconbrio
Feb. 7th, 2007 11:01 pm (UTC)
Cliff - Mr. Bennett (aka HRG), shag - Peter, marry - Hiro (YAY!)

Spike, Angel, Xander
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hellziggy
Feb. 7th, 2007 10:55 pm (UTC)
And a Smallville one:

Lana Lang, Lois Lane, Chloe Sullivan.
anonymous_greg
Feb. 7th, 2007 11:00 pm (UTC)
Ohhh, man....this one's tough! I mean, there have been times when I would have thrown each one of them off a cliff!

And I would totally shag Lois and Lana. And maybe Chloe.

Do we get to shag the one we throw off the cliff right before we throw her off the cliff? If so, that would make this a whole lot easier! ;^)
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anonymous_greg
Feb. 7th, 2007 10:56 pm (UTC)
We're not scabby minions, though, right?
hellziggy
Feb. 7th, 2007 11:00 pm (UTC)
Nope. HellMinions are not scabby minions. :)
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allegraconbrio
Feb. 7th, 2007 11:18 pm (UTC)
Hokay! From Veronica Mars: Logan, Dick, Wallace (oh that one is so easy for me. SO EASY)
hellziggy
Feb. 7th, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC)
Hey Dick, see that cliff over there? No, not that one. The reeeeeaaaaaallllyyyy tall one next to it. Why don't you just go take a peek over the edge. I won't push you, really I won't...

Wallace, I love you. You're adorable, but I think you would annoy me over time so I'll let you rock my world just this once and then back to being friends.

Logan, you can be an ass at times, but you are an adorable ass. Besides, you have money so at least if you pissed me off I would still be financially secure as your wife.
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theseamster
Feb. 7th, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC)
Adam Sandler, Sam Kinison and Carrot Top
hellziggy
Feb. 7th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
Hmmm....

Cliff Sam Kinison cuz he's dead.
Shag Carrot Top because he is in really great shape and we can turn the lights off so I don't have to see that ugly orange hair or creepy looking face.
Marry Adam Sandler cuz he's not dead or a freak with orange hair.
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unopeneddoor
Feb. 7th, 2007 11:57 pm (UTC)
The Devil, from Bedazzled (Elizabeth Hurley, btw) (ooo, SCARY!)
Christina Ricci
Drew Barrymore
hellziggy
Feb. 8th, 2007 12:17 am (UTC)
Cliff Drew Barrymore. She's not as hot as the other two and she would have a lot of baggage what with the drug problems before hitting puberty and all.
Shag the Elizabeth Hurley devil. Marriage is a contract and you don't enter a contract with the devil. But she's totally shaggable.
Marry Christina Ricci. She's cute and seems pretty cool.
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kajicarter
Feb. 8th, 2007 12:15 am (UTC)
The Devil from the original Bedazzled, Peter Cook
The Devil from Mr. Frost, Jeff Goldblum
The Devil from Angel Heart, Robert DeNiro
hellziggy
Feb. 8th, 2007 12:21 am (UTC)
I shall have to abstain on this one because I don't think I've seen *any* of those movies.
hellziggy
Feb. 8th, 2007 12:23 am (UTC)
Detroit White-trash rappers:

Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker, Eminem
allegraconbrio
Feb. 8th, 2007 12:53 am (UTC)
*horns* Okay that is lame, but still. I will answer.

I would shag Kid Rock.

I would cliff Eminem, I know he is an iconic personae, but, meh. No. Off the cliff. Bye bye.


Uncle Kracker, let's get hitched. Sing to me, sing.
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kniblet
Feb. 8th, 2007 03:03 am (UTC)
From Torchwood: Jack, Owen and Ianto
hellziggy
Feb. 8th, 2007 04:06 am (UTC)
Cliff Owen and Ianto
Shag and marry Jack?

*sigh*
Well, Owen more actively annoys me so I'll cliff him, shag Ianto really quickly with the lights off, and then marry Jack and skip happily around the universe with him kissing all the random boys!
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dibsy
Feb. 8th, 2007 03:14 am (UTC)
From the world of celebrity rehab, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Remember, only one can be cliffed.

On a related note, I'm not entirely sure who Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are, but thanks to the wonders of the intertoobs, I got to see their bits long before
I ever really saw their faces.
hellziggy
Feb. 8th, 2007 04:10 am (UTC)
Damn. This one is just plain cruel!
OK. Of the three I think I could probably tolerate Lindsay Lohan for the longest so I'll have to marry her.
Of the other two Paris really deserves to be cliffed but that would leave me shagging Britney and EWWW! The woman goes into gas station bathrooms barefoot. She looked at K-Fed and said 'Yeah. I'd hit that.' So since I sooooooo can't shag her because there's not enough antiseptic in the world I'll have to cliff her and shag Paris. *shudder*
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