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Grrrrrr! I hate you all!!!!

I hate men today! All men! No exceptions! (Except my adorable nephews, of course.)

And why does the HellZiggy hate all men today?

Because I have cramps and I'm miserable and cranky and men don't get cramps. So I hate you all! I think all men should get kicked in the balls once a month so that they suffer too!!!!

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gileswench
Oct. 19th, 2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
Would it help you to know my beloved has been suffering back and leg pain for over a month now (we bigin to suspect sciatica) and all the doctor would say was 'have a prescription for over-priced Ibuprofin and stop bothering me' or, you know, words to that effect? He's got a gig today, he's keyboard player in the band, and it's going to make him suffer like he's getting kicked in the balls every hour on the hour lugging those keyboards and mic stands and speakers around after a two-hour drive to get to the venue.

(sends virtual pie and actual sympathy)

I spent most of my late adolescence and half my adult life dreaming of performing a home hysterectomy with a rusty chainsaw every month.
hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:34 am (UTC)
Oooh, poor thing! Every hour on the hour is too often.
(sends virtual chocolate and actual sympathy back your way)

I didn't truly appreciate my lack of cramps while on the pill until I went off it and they started again. :(
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hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:35 am (UTC)
OK. You're off the hook for the monthly kicking then. :)
I've had some Advil & dinner so I'm feeling much better now. Men around me are no longer in danger!
scubagrrl
Oct. 19th, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
**hugs** It's my time right now, too.
hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:36 am (UTC)
How do we manage to stay in synch with you two time zones away?!?
And ugh! That is going to suck for your traveling. But yay for scubagrrl in MN!!!!
mle292
Oct. 19th, 2007 07:13 pm (UTC)
There should be a monthly "ball kicking" day.

It'd have to be a randomly chosen day so that men would not know to hide inside their houses.

You could take pictures of men doubled up and vomiting in order to commemorate ball-kicking-day.
hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:37 am (UTC)
I took some ibuprofen and am feeling better so the men are off the hook for another month...
arvedui
Oct. 19th, 2007 07:25 pm (UTC)
I'd have to vote no on this one. But by the by, if you instituted this, what would you do to people like my sister who has chemically removed herself from the realm of cramps?
hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
Give her an award for being smarter than me? Unfortunately for me the chemical/hormonal removal of cramps tends to be counterproductive to trying to get knocked up. :(
snowcalla
Oct. 19th, 2007 07:58 pm (UTC)
sing it, sister.
hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:41 am (UTC)
Ibuprofen and dinner have me feeling better, but it's still tempting, no?
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hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:42 am (UTC)
Grrrrrrrrr.
Actually I never got cramps while I was on the pill.
unopeneddoor
Oct. 19th, 2007 08:18 pm (UTC)
Even Eddy Izzard?
hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:42 am (UTC)
A man in a skirt is still a man!
southernronin
Oct. 19th, 2007 08:56 pm (UTC)
See, but your cramps are our cramps. Because every month you start talking about kicking us in the balls, and nothing sets my nethers to cramping more than that.

It's the cirrrrrcle of liiiiife....
hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
LOL! Well I'm feeling better now so y'all are off the hook for another month. :)
boliviafang
Oct. 20th, 2007 02:21 am (UTC)
Take two of my current poll and call me in the morning. You'll feel better.
boliviafang
Oct. 20th, 2007 02:39 am (UTC)
p.s. With all due respect to men, they are whiny enough without anything real to complain about. Wishing cramps on them would only serve to make us all miserable.
hellziggy
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
And you know that if men got cramps the world would shut down for a couple days every month!!
boliviafang
Oct. 20th, 2007 03:29 pm (UTC)
ooh. Hard not to vote for that.
xnosferatux
Oct. 21st, 2007 05:13 am (UTC)
Yesterday I would have laughed. Today, I bitch right along with you. Except I only get mild cramps on the 1st day. The rest is just a pain cause of the squishy feeling. Ack.
beorcwyn
Oct. 22nd, 2007 09:37 pm (UTC)
note to self . .
buy a cup.
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