My reactions as I watch will be here,
~Javier Bardem looks sooo much better w/o the No Country For Old Men hair!
~Katherine Heigl looks BEAUTIFUL!
~There's Jennifer Garner. Where's her hubby! Where's Ben?!?!
~Neither Daniel Day-Lewis nor his wife look that good. What's up with the red bows on her dress?
~Ellen Page looks adorable! I LOVED Juno! I want it to win, but know it won't.
~I just don't really like Hillary Swank. Also, she kinda looks like a transvestite.
~Regis, we don't care about these dancers. Get back to the celebrities!
~Poke. Hey Regis, the camera is on.
~and now, the main event!
~the animation was kind of cool, but I hope it's not replacing the opening skit. :(
stoopid writer's strike!
~*sigh* I love you, Jon Stewart!
~Javier Bardem looks kinda like Jeffery Dean Morgan.
~Make-up sex with Jon Stewart!!! hee hee
~This year's slate of Oscar nominated psychopathic killers. :)
~"Thank god for teen pregnancy!"
~How many minutes in, and Jon's already made a Hilary joke, and a jew joke. Yes, I love Jon.
~Hee! Stripper names! Mine is Charlie 161st Ave.
~Jennifer Garner's hair definitely looks like she had a bit of a tumble in the back seat with Ben on the way to the show!!
~Jon Stewart in bed with George Clooney was priceless.
~My boyfriend! The world needs more Ben Affleck!
~No! Stop the Celine Dion "music"!!!
~Jon has an iPhone. "Oh, those are camels."
~Steve Carrell! And Anne Hathaway's dress is pretty, other than the flower thingy.
~And Rattatoulie got it. That's the only one of the three I've seen, and I liked it!
~I can't believe Norbit is up for an Oscar!
~OK. I find this first nominated song a bit annoying!
~The Mastercard commercial with the guy's right eye was CREEPY!!!!
~I admit to having a fondness for Dwayne Johnson/The Rock. He's hot and has an adorable smile.
~Cool. Golden Compass was very purty.
~Damn! Hope Cate Blanchette doesn't give birth on stage!
~Yum! Johnny looks good!
~That dress is doing weird things to Jennifer Hudson's boobs!
~Go, l'il Affleck brother, go! (not that he stands a chance against Javier, but still...)
~Yup, Javier got it.
~Huh. Owen Wilson is out of "I tried to kill myself" treatment.
~Having the bee from Bee Movie was annoying, the 'my previous work' montage was amusing.
~Bringing the Peter & the Wolf doll was kinda cute.
~Well, Tilda was totally shocked.
~But she's so not pretty. Too severe and mannish. Incredibly pale & red hair combined with ugly black dress = ick!
~Fun speech though!
~Even pregnant Jessica Alba is hot. :) Gorgeous dress too.
~I just really don't like the musical numbers. And the bodice of her dress is sticking out about 2 inches from her chest. Looks weird!
~Seth Rogan and the other dude as Halle Berry & Dame Judy Dench was pretty cute.
~Oooh. Time for best actress. I really want Ellen Page to win. She won't though.
~Wii tennis! Cute!
~I alternate between thinking that Colin Farrell is kind of adorable, and thinking that he annoys me.
~Super old guy is boring me!
~I have seen so few of the movies this year, it's not even funny! I've seen none of the foreign language ones.
~*sigh* another song. At least it's the last one.
~Damn. I can't believe they didn't even let the chick from the Once song say anything!
~Have I mentioned how much I love Jon Stewart? Hooray for bringing the chick out to say her thanks!
~And we've caught up to live!
~Please let Juno win!
~And Juno wins! Yay!
~Daniel Day-Lewis wins. No surprise there.
~Coen's get director. No surprise there.
~No Country for Old Men gets best pic. No surprise there.
~And we're done. The writer's strike certainly affected this show. It was all freakin' montages.