Well, Apple went & did the same thing to me again that they did with Chiana.
I decided to get a new laptop. I specced them out to decide which one to get. Then they went and did one of their upgrades, so it is now a bit better than I thought I was getting!
She's been ordered and I should have her within a few weeks.
This is where y'all come in.
I need suggestions for the new computer's name. This is what she will look like: