LOL! Simon Pegg, Nick Frost & Edgar Wright were inspired by some Hot Fuzz slash fic they found online and started writing their own via Twitter. I think I've got them all copied here.
(BTW, there's nothing horribly explicit under there, for all of you squicked by slash.)
edgarwright: You want HOT FUZZ slash fiction? You got HOT FUZZ slash fiction. http://bit.ly/EU8SY Enjoy...
simonpegg: RT @edgarwright: You want HOT FUZZ slash fiction? You got HOT FUZZ slash fiction. http://bit.ly/EU8SY Enjoy. I don't know how to feel.
simonpegg: All power to the slashers I say. I'm deeply flattered that anyone would take mine and @edgarwight's balls and run with them.
nickjfrost: @edgarwright not sure why you'd post this?
edgarwright: @simonpegg I too am deeply flattered by the slashers. I say all power to handstitched homoerotica.
edgarwright: I have been sent several links to apparently much filthier HOT FUZZ slash fiction. I have not clicked..as yet.
edgarwright: More HOT FUZZ slash fiction for those who enjoy Angel & Danny's stolen glances... http://joandarck.greekedtext.org/HotFuzzMissingOut.html
edgarwright: I think I have opened a lusty can of worms...
simonpegg: @edgarwright "said Danny as he unbuttoned Angel's police issue riot suit"
nickjfrost: @simonpegg stop It!
simonpegg: @nickjfrost "said Angel", not meaning a damn word of it.
simonpegg: Whatever happens it will end with them firing their guns in the air and saying "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh".
nickjfrost: @simonpegg "That's a lovely big truncheon." said Danny. (sound of slide whistle.) the end.
simonpegg: @nickjfrost (shushes Nick with a finger to his lips) ... Don't cheapen this.
nickjfrost: @simonpegg I'm off for a bath. I feel dirty. I might shave my head.
simonpegg: @nickjfrost Alright but I get to choose what end I sit.
nickjfrost: @simonpegg "I'd light a jostick I've just 'ad a chud." said danny.
edgarwright: @simonpegg @nickjfrost ...Danny gripped his extendable Asp. It could do some serious damage in the right hands.
nickjfrost: @edgarwright 'swing away!" Said Danny. They laughed at the memory of going to see signs together one afternoon.
simonpegg: "What shall we do?" Asked Danny, fully of puppyish enthusiasm. "Your call Constable Butterman", purred Angel. Danny smiled, "Willy fight?"
edgarwright: @simonpegg @nickjfrost Danny and Angel grinned as they tackled the shoplifter. There was no reason to hold him down so long. Or was there..?
nickjfrost: @edgarwright "he's got a pipe of pringles down his track suit bottoms Sarge!" grinned Danny.
edgarwright: @simonpegg @nickjfrost "Danny wanted to tell Angel that from some angles he looked a bit like Paul Walker. He'd tell him one day...One day."
edgarwright: @nickjfrost Danny smiled "Remember when we beat up those travelers in the downpour, Sergeant Angel? ? Your hair looked good in the rain"
edgarwright: @nickjfrost "Danny gazed at the leaves falling outside the station. He smiled. Rugby season would be starting soon..."
nickjfrost: @edgarwright In the quiet station Danny danced to Sixpence none the richer's 'Kiss me', remembering their weekend in Weston.
edgarwright: I'm enjoying this. Too much...(too much)
edgarwright: @simonpegg @nickjfrost Angel gently reminded Danny that his 'Team Jacob' t-shirt was not regulation uniform.
edgarwright: @nickjfrost Danny broke the silence. "Who do you like better, John or Edward?" "I have no strong feeling" said Angel, without looking up.
nickjfrost: @edgarwright 'I saw the way Skinner was looking at you.' Sighed Danny. 'Don't be jealous' Angel ruffled danny's hair. 'Don't Dad might see!'
edgarwright: @camposova I think the fact that I have out-slashed Pegg & Frost by 3 to 1 speaks volumes about me. Uh...
edgarwright: One last one..."Have you seen the notebook?" asked Angel, searching furiously in the glove compartment. "Many times" replied Danny fondly.
fiafortune: Wait, I haven't been paying attention -- is @edgarwright WRITING Hot Fuzz slash, or just quoting it?
edgarwright: @fiafortune Writing it, not quoting and having too much fun doing so...
edgarwright: Am off out now. Good night all. Hands up who still wants a HOT FUZZ sequel.
edgarwright: @nickjfrost I think a fair few people think we have been quoting existing Hot Fuzz slash fiction, not writing it.
(BTW, there's nothing horribly explicit under there, for all of you squicked by slash.)
edgarwright: You want HOT FUZZ slash fiction? You got HOT FUZZ slash fiction. http://bit.ly/EU8SY Enjoy...
simonpegg: RT @edgarwright: You want HOT FUZZ slash fiction? You got HOT FUZZ slash fiction. http://bit.ly/EU8SY Enjoy. I don't know how to feel.
simonpegg: All power to the slashers I say. I'm deeply flattered that anyone would take mine and @edgarwight's balls and run with them.
nickjfrost: @edgarwright not sure why you'd post this?
edgarwright: @simonpegg I too am deeply flattered by the slashers. I say all power to handstitched homoerotica.
edgarwright: I have been sent several links to apparently much filthier HOT FUZZ slash fiction. I have not clicked..as yet.
edgarwright: More HOT FUZZ slash fiction for those who enjoy Angel & Danny's stolen glances... http://joandarck.greekedtext.org/HotFuzzMissingOut.html
edgarwright: I think I have opened a lusty can of worms...
simonpegg: @edgarwright "said Danny as he unbuttoned Angel's police issue riot suit"
nickjfrost: @simonpegg stop It!
simonpegg: @nickjfrost "said Angel", not meaning a damn word of it.
simonpegg: Whatever happens it will end with them firing their guns in the air and saying "aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh".
nickjfrost: @simonpegg "That's a lovely big truncheon." said Danny. (sound of slide whistle.) the end.
simonpegg: @nickjfrost (shushes Nick with a finger to his lips) ... Don't cheapen this.
nickjfrost: @simonpegg I'm off for a bath. I feel dirty. I might shave my head.
simonpegg: @nickjfrost Alright but I get to choose what end I sit.
nickjfrost: @simonpegg "I'd light a jostick I've just 'ad a chud." said danny.
edgarwright: @simonpegg @nickjfrost ...Danny gripped his extendable Asp. It could do some serious damage in the right hands.
nickjfrost: @edgarwright 'swing away!" Said Danny. They laughed at the memory of going to see signs together one afternoon.
simonpegg: "What shall we do?" Asked Danny, fully of puppyish enthusiasm. "Your call Constable Butterman", purred Angel. Danny smiled, "Willy fight?"
edgarwright: @simonpegg @nickjfrost Danny and Angel grinned as they tackled the shoplifter. There was no reason to hold him down so long. Or was there..?
nickjfrost: @edgarwright "he's got a pipe of pringles down his track suit bottoms Sarge!" grinned Danny.
edgarwright: @simonpegg @nickjfrost "Danny wanted to tell Angel that from some angles he looked a bit like Paul Walker. He'd tell him one day...One day."
edgarwright: @nickjfrost Danny smiled "Remember when we beat up those travelers in the downpour, Sergeant Angel? ? Your hair looked good in the rain"
edgarwright: @nickjfrost "Danny gazed at the leaves falling outside the station. He smiled. Rugby season would be starting soon..."
nickjfrost: @edgarwright In the quiet station Danny danced to Sixpence none the richer's 'Kiss me', remembering their weekend in Weston.
edgarwright: I'm enjoying this. Too much...(too much)
edgarwright: @simonpegg @nickjfrost Angel gently reminded Danny that his 'Team Jacob' t-shirt was not regulation uniform.
edgarwright: @nickjfrost Danny broke the silence. "Who do you like better, John or Edward?" "I have no strong feeling" said Angel, without looking up.
nickjfrost: @edgarwright 'I saw the way Skinner was looking at you.' Sighed Danny. 'Don't be jealous' Angel ruffled danny's hair. 'Don't Dad might see!'
edgarwright: @camposova I think the fact that I have out-slashed Pegg & Frost by 3 to 1 speaks volumes about me. Uh...
edgarwright: One last one..."Have you seen the notebook?" asked Angel, searching furiously in the glove compartment. "Many times" replied Danny fondly.
fiafortune: Wait, I haven't been paying attention -- is @edgarwright WRITING Hot Fuzz slash, or just quoting it?
edgarwright: @fiafortune Writing it, not quoting and having too much fun doing so...
edgarwright: Am off out now. Good night all. Hands up who still wants a HOT FUZZ sequel.
edgarwright: @nickjfrost I think a fair few people think we have been quoting existing Hot Fuzz slash fiction, not writing it.
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Awesome.