Is it equally sad I recognize the monkey socks even inside out?

52 pairs of socks, 52 cards in a deck, 52 white keys on a piano, and none of the socks are white.

Coincidence? I think not.

Ok, so where do you get your cool socks? I'm having a tough time finding them. I only like ankle socks. Target only carries footies, crews or knee highs! I've struggled through some footies but they just don't keep my ankles warm enough since all my pants tend to be a little highwater LOL. I really want something with cool heels that will show when I wear clogs, which is most of the time!

anklets hit just above the ankle bone, crews go mid-calf

Thanks! I'll check out sockdreams!

I worked at a sock store for a year... There was a time that I have 4 times that many socks, I think I might be down to somewhere around what you have now.