OK, settled down on the couch with my gimp leg propped up, lucky13charm here, and our laptops online and ready to watch the Oscars and let the snark begin!


~Holy Tweets, Batman. It's something like 3300 #oscars tweets per minute.

~Very pretty blue dress on Amy Adams.
~LOL. I adore Russell Brand. So funny.

~Melissa Leo's dress is fugly! It's like a doily on top of aluminum foil. Or like an Elvis jumpsuit and a tablecloth mated and had a really ugly child!

~Not a fan of Scarlett Johansson's hairdo. The color of her dress is gorgeous though.

~Helena Bonham Carter looks so much more normal than usual.

~Helen Mirran, so pretty & classy looking.

~Robert Downey Jr. is so darn handsome and charming. Hard to believe that 10 years ago we were sure he'd be dead from drugs by now.

~I do so love the Oscars opening skits!

~Can I have Morgan Freeman narrate all my dreams too?

~James Franco's eyes look a little red & droopy. Allergies, right?

~My hubby while watching Justin Timberlake present, and right after we'd discussede how stoned James Franco's been looking: "What? Do they just have a giant bong backstage?"

~Just figured out why James Franco is so stoned. It's because he knew what outfit they'd picked out for him.

~Oh how I still adore Ben Affleck. And Jeremy Renner is kind of adorable too.

~The kitten commercial just killed me with cuteness.

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~I am choosing to believe that Melissa Leo & Kirk Douglas really will do it later. #oscars
@Caissie

~Wow, they're right, EVERYONE is wearing a red dress tonight. #oscars
@Footnotegirl

~It's the part where they explain how we got sound in movies. Quick use the bathroom. #Oscars
@paulapoundstone