~Holy Tweets, Batman. It's something like 3300 #oscars tweets per minute.
~Very pretty blue dress on Amy Adams.
~LOL. I adore Russell Brand. So funny.
~Melissa Leo's dress is fugly! It's like a doily on top of aluminum foil. Or like an Elvis jumpsuit and a tablecloth mated and had a really ugly child!
~Not a fan of Scarlett Johansson's hairdo. The color of her dress is gorgeous though.
~Helena Bonham Carter looks so much more normal than usual.
~Helen Mirran, so pretty & classy looking.
~Robert Downey Jr. is so darn handsome and charming. Hard to believe that 10 years ago we were sure he'd be dead from drugs by now.
~I do so love the Oscars opening skits!
~Can I have Morgan Freeman narrate all my dreams too?
~James Franco's eyes look a little red & droopy. Allergies, right?
~My hubby while watching Justin Timberlake present, and right after we'd discussede how stoned James Franco's been looking: "What? Do they just have a giant bong backstage?"
~Just figured out why James Franco is so stoned. It's because he knew what outfit they'd picked out for him.
~Oh how I still adore Ben Affleck. And Jeremy Renner is kind of adorable too.
~The kitten commercial just killed me with cuteness.
~I am choosing to believe that Melissa Leo & Kirk Douglas really will do it later. #oscars
~Wow, they're right, EVERYONE is wearing a red dress tonight. #oscars
~It's the part where they explain how we got sound in movies. Quick use the bathroom. #Oscars