This puppy generates random text from your public posts. Overall the sentences tend to be incoherent, but it does come up with some fun ones:
"we wanted to go to work right now, but you usually tend to feel worse in practice than in the car, but it was just cuz we don't have a penis"
"I was playing with Angel screenshots to do a poster of a political figure, past or present"
"The computer says that one of minervacat 's vampire porn fic recs snuck up on all the cat entries in her memories, and now I can't find half of her memory."
"Sierra is soooo lucky! She has a bad memory slot"
"Here's a penis. And Stanford already bit it"
"The spammers have snakes "
"Memorial Blood Centers has a link stolen from girlfromsouth . She has apparently lost some points to shoot things because those four hobbits."
And my personal favorite:
"If I have a penis, I am less trainable than a monkey."