HellZiggy (hellziggy) wrote,

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Narrow Ankle Glaucoma

hee hee. The tv just had a commercial for Adult ADD/Strattara and in the mess of "don't take this drug if..." warnings they had the usual MAO Inhibitors and then I heard them say Narrow Ankle Glaucoma. Now I have an image in my head of some little old lady "I can't see! My ankles are too narrow! Curse my flimsy little chicken legs!"
But then I thought about it and realized that they must have said narrow angle glaucoma. Sounds more likely but not nearly as funny.

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